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The Savage Sword of Sharona
The misadventures of sexy swordswoman Sharona
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SITE hire useless guards they dress like Bananas for starters, don’t have gunsand get beat up by women what kind of wussies. It really was a piece of cake. Meanwhile I’m planning on making a Russian ride a unicycle (get it Russian bear, bears ride unicycles) for 168 hours 7 days. He’ll be bald, naked with spider web tatooes on his tits wear only a pink gummy bear suit and a fez. Said Catherine. Which explains our security guards being armed with bullpups assault rifles and shotguns and grenade launchers with night vision. Said Terry. Of course said Catherine just because Adam West and Bert Ward delt with dumb villians who got in tacky fist fights. Does’nt mean I’m dumb enough to do that and ruin my dress. They use electro nets, smoke grenades, rubber bullets to the super heroes balls and tranquilizer guns. After which strip them naked and shave them bald mahahahaha. But back to the man in a gummy bear suit should he ride his unicycle with a dildo instead of a seat. To Boney M Rasputin or Dsching Khan Moskau both German incidentally or DJ Fast Food Moscow Does’nt Sleep. Said Catherine. Your just scared of muscle Barbies beating you up and bears don’t like dildos up their a-s. Said Terry. Of course I’m scared of muscle Barbies Amazons are dangerous therefore breaking them is the best course of action. Bald, naked painted neon green with spider web tatooes and implanted electro shock collors to control them and the bear on the unicycle with a dildo up his a– gets all three songs to ride for 7 days. I bought the interdemensional portal at the mad scientist estate sale mohahahaha said Catherine.
If you look at them right, they do have the banana vibe.
While Vladimir Solouyov is riding a unicycle wearing only a pink gummy bear suit I’ll go off to face the space can. I’ll show my insufferable wife to stop laughing at me said Terry. Oh I’ll still laugh at super heroes and villians because mommy is smarter than those silly willies said Catherine to the babies. Oh yeah well at least I don’t listen girly music like Aurora Luna Winterstar and Bianca the Bard said Terry. No you love Taylor Swift queen swifty hahahahahaha said Catherine. Lost again said Terry Damn straight said Catherine.
To be fair, Taylor Swift probably is popular on other planets!