The fact he’s there telling Sharona this tale means the other two idiots most probably managed to kill themselves in first testosterone-fueled poince. 😛
The hack would do better face a poor little monster or evil princess the monster would only scare him and the princess would turn him into a woman. Then He’d be hot looking wear sexy dress and not get killed. Here the king has doomed the hack you seen the men big abs, big ax, big spear, big muscles and all the hack has is a steak knife. The morale send Golan the insatiable 9 foot tall warlord to vanquish your enemies capture the princess and eat your strawberry toaster strudels. Resistance is futile says I Golan acolyte Dylan Beekler and I’ll never melt winter forever b-t-hes yeah.
I’m sure the king kept that in mind when he put that dagger at the bottom of a barrel of water years ago, just in case a situation like this would ever come along… ^^;
He ducks they stab each other. King is pissed. (Drops the Mic)
That’s one possibility…
The fact he’s there telling Sharona this tale means the other two idiots most probably managed to kill themselves in first testosterone-fueled poince. 😛
Anythings possible… 😀
The hack would do better face a poor little monster or evil princess the monster would only scare him and the princess would turn him into a woman. Then He’d be hot looking wear sexy dress and not get killed. Here the king has doomed the hack you seen the men big abs, big ax, big spear, big muscles and all the hack has is a steak knife. The morale send Golan the insatiable 9 foot tall warlord to vanquish your enemies capture the princess and eat your strawberry toaster strudels. Resistance is futile says I Golan acolyte Dylan Beekler and I’ll never melt winter forever b-t-hes yeah.
An impressive dagger he has there … it’s *almost* big enough to *almost* look scary.
Not exactly Excaliber is it?
Heh, Excaliber is such a funny name … Ex-Caliber … it used to be of a rare caliber, but now it’s just rusty junk from the bottom of a lake. XD
Yep, storing things under water generally doesn’t increase their value. 😀
I’m sure the king kept that in mind when he put that dagger at the bottom of a barrel of water years ago, just in case a situation like this would ever come along… ^^;
I wouldn’t put it past him.
Found Sharona’s soul mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbTF0xEzHwA
Definitely Sharona’s type!
(He even has a cool sword too!)