At least the hack did not get pinned down with cute yet mean girls giving him noogies and or wedgies. Perhaps they could take turns sitting on his shoulders and give him noogies. Sharona could send them to the blue lady’s castle of romance and replace the green troll they are just as effective and way cuter. Now that the princess is not a drag queen nor transvestie wonder what the sisters of miss rule did to her a sex change, make over or more likely other horrors mohahahaha. To those mean yet cute girls make the hack suffer he butches every song he ever played.
Of course, given how impressed she was with his performance against her other suitors earlier in the story, she might be a lot more forgiving than you think!
The sisters haven’t physically harmed the Princess, but they aren’t above tormenting her verbally (especially the first sister who has a bit of a sadistic streak.)
Oh dear god this guy is hopeless.
He isn’t dead. Nor has he used the gloves to beat those girls into a red smear. I’d say he’s breaking even. 😉
Well, fighting doesn’t seem to be his specialty, anyway.
On to the next challenge, which may or may not include a wedding and lavish rewards! Huzzah! 😀
Yep, it should be clear sailing from here… right?
… Um…
Nah. :p
At least the hack did not get pinned down with cute yet mean girls giving him noogies and or wedgies. Perhaps they could take turns sitting on his shoulders and give him noogies. Sharona could send them to the blue lady’s castle of romance and replace the green troll they are just as effective and way cuter. Now that the princess is not a drag queen nor transvestie wonder what the sisters of miss rule did to her a sex change, make over or more likely other horrors mohahahaha. To those mean yet cute girls make the hack suffer he butches every song he ever played.
Gareth just lost a crazy amount of cool points. I hate to sound sexist, but getting beaten up by anyone in front of your fiancé is bad. Getting the snot beat out of you by a woman in front of your fiancé is worse. Though getting mollywhopped by a woman ( or a group of women ) who shop(s) for clothes in the children’s department in front of your fiancé has to scream total disappointment to just about any woman.
Yeahhhhh… Definitely not his finest moment there.
Of course, given how impressed she was with his performance against her other suitors earlier in the story, she might be a lot more forgiving than you think!
I also doubt his battle-readiness is what attracted her to him in the first place. 😉
I’m not sure I want to know what the sisters said or did to the princess for her to call them monsters…
The sisters haven’t physically harmed the Princess, but they aren’t above tormenting her verbally (especially the first sister who has a bit of a sadistic streak.)