Then again, maybe a roast bull or two might do her good. I know red meat is supposed to make people aggressive, but a big meal calms most folks right down. 😉
Ah, the old food coma trick(A personal favorite of mine)! Although in Sharona’s case it might not be very practical to carry large meals with her to settle down her opponents. Guess she will have to stick with her sword for now. 😀
Now that the eunuch or botched transsexual is knocked out shave it bald stripe it of the horns bikini then stick bugs in it boots mohahahaha. Learned well from Golan and Dylan called the person the horny steer mow my balls my balls for a steer is a castrated bull. Or do what Dylan does in the butcher section of the grocery ” I’m mind melding with the cow no not the bolt gun please tell my calves I still love them.” Changed to “my loins my loins please let me have my lions if only for a moment” With the invisibility ring and super gloves now use the compact mirror to defeat the sister who is the stuff of night mares by having her look at herself. Of course the hack could play welcome to Alice Cooper welcome to my nightmare off key driving away the bald naked sisters of misrule who could have once been evil princesses thus saving the princess. Mean while Golan is PMSing over what to do and their is no way he’ll get layed no way mister.
I imagine that the big girl doesn’t have much in the way of fighting skills, as she has always been able to rely on her magic gloves and physical size. Sharona on the other hand is a scrapper who knows every dirty fighting trick in the book.
And Sharona certainly has a lot of “dirty tricks” in her book! 😉
Seriously though, you’re right. The big sister generally uses her size and strength to quickly dominate her victims and isn’t used to dealing with an opponent who actually uses strategy.
At the very least, Sharona deserves a compliment for keeping her cool and putting her plan into effect in spite of the very immanent and overwhelmingly intimidating threat at hand…
Charge like a cow… and you get nothin’ but bull. 😉
Words to live by! 😀
Frnakly, she looks like she could use a big horny bull or two.
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Only if she’s into dudes. She needn’t be…
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Then again, maybe a roast bull or two might do her good. I know red meat is supposed to make people aggressive, but a big meal calms most folks right down. 😉
Ah, the old food coma trick(A personal favorite of mine)! Although in Sharona’s case it might not be very practical to carry large meals with her to settle down her opponents. Guess she will have to stick with her sword for now. 😀
Yeah, she needs to invest in a bag of holding sometime. :p
That would probably solve most of her problems! 😀
And that is checkmate she is down and most likely out. On to the next sister.
Yep, things seem to be going smoothly so far…
You just triggered my paranoia… 😉
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Now that the eunuch or botched transsexual is knocked out shave it bald stripe it of the horns bikini then stick bugs in it boots mohahahaha. Learned well from Golan and Dylan called the person the horny steer mow my balls my balls for a steer is a castrated bull. Or do what Dylan does in the butcher section of the grocery ” I’m mind melding with the cow no not the bolt gun please tell my calves I still love them.” Changed to “my loins my loins please let me have my lions if only for a moment” With the invisibility ring and super gloves now use the compact mirror to defeat the sister who is the stuff of night mares by having her look at herself. Of course the hack could play welcome to Alice Cooper welcome to my nightmare off key driving away the bald naked sisters of misrule who could have once been evil princesses thus saving the princess. Mean while Golan is PMSing over what to do and their is no way he’ll get layed no way mister.
I imagine that the big girl doesn’t have much in the way of fighting skills, as she has always been able to rely on her magic gloves and physical size. Sharona on the other hand is a scrapper who knows every dirty fighting trick in the book.
And Sharona certainly has a lot of “dirty tricks” in her book! 😉
Seriously though, you’re right. The big sister generally uses her size and strength to quickly dominate her victims and isn’t used to dealing with an opponent who actually uses strategy.
Not that much strategy was used here.
It took some out of the box thinking to get the gloves away for her, but after that it was pretty straight forward.
True, “get gloves, punch girl” is a valid strategy.
Not very complicated, perhaps, but it works. 🙂
It’s the “getting the gloves” part that requires the strategy! The rest is pretty easy though. 😀
At the very least, Sharona deserves a compliment for keeping her cool and putting her plan into effect in spite of the very immanent and overwhelmingly intimidating threat at hand…
Yoked Barbarian Chick : NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!! BUT I’M THE JUGGANAUT, BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! “
Sharona: “Sounds more like a sore loser if you ask me.”
How did she not see that coming?
I’m not sure that thinking ahead is one of her strengths.
Like her apparent spirit animal, her default response to annoyances seems to be to CHARGE! Them. Something trampled to mush is no longer annoying.
A good strategy generally speaking, but it does have its drawbacks sometimes… 😉
Like every time you face an opponent with enough brains and nerve to exploit it. ;p
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