Oh joy Sharona is surrounded armed naked other than masks, collars and thigh high boots angry you stole their masks horny hedonistic cannibals. One go to kink balls they are far safer, two don’t steal, three avoid castles or mountains that look skulls and four don’t trust evil yet sexy purple gnomes in green bikinis and thigh high boots. I bet most of the readers did not see that one coming. Sharona will have to sing tiny bubbles off key to the cannibals or die since the gnome made off the treasure. What is to become with the sexy yet evil gnome.
Also her ruthlessness.
What’s wrong with just getting her blind stinking drunk and paying off a courtesan or two to keep Sharona busy when they get to the inn and then stealing the freaky bauble?
It’s called class, Ziffa. Look it up!
Unfortunately, goblins are not known for being classy.
Ziffa’s main concern is Sharona chasing her down after she finds out Ziffa has stolen the ruby. To her way of thinking, this should solve that problem permanently.
Oh, classic treachery that – shame she didn’t take care to be sure Sharona’s a goner, that’s most certainly going to come back to bite her in the ass in the future.
Oh joy Sharona is surrounded armed naked other than masks, collars and thigh high boots angry you stole their masks horny hedonistic cannibals. One go to kink balls they are far safer, two don’t steal, three avoid castles or mountains that look skulls and four don’t trust evil yet sexy purple gnomes in green bikinis and thigh high boots. I bet most of the readers did not see that one coming. Sharona will have to sing tiny bubbles off key to the cannibals or die since the gnome made off the treasure. What is to become with the sexy yet evil gnome.
Ah. That… that’s a shame.
I have to wonder whether it might have been avoidable. ^_^;
I’m afraid Sharona underestimated the level of Ziffa’s greed.
Also her ruthlessness.
What’s wrong with just getting her blind stinking drunk and paying off a courtesan or two to keep Sharona busy when they get to the inn and then stealing the freaky bauble?
It’s called class, Ziffa. Look it up!
Unfortunately, goblins are not known for being classy.
Ziffa’s main concern is Sharona chasing her down after she finds out Ziffa has stolen the ruby. To her way of thinking, this should solve that problem permanently.
Besides, Ziffa has some party plans herself…
Ziffa has woefully underestimated Sharona… and the trouble she’s in.
Let’s just say that Ziffa definitely doesn’t have all of her bases covered…
I think we all noticed that from the first page onward… ;p
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*cue jakkity sax running theme*
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Oh, classic treachery that – shame she didn’t take care to be sure Sharona’s a goner, that’s most certainly going to come back to bite her in the ass in the future.
And she has A LOT of ass for one to bite…. 😀
Let’s just say that Ziffa isn’t always as clever as she thinks she is. 😉
(And yes, she isn’t lacking in the ass department, is she?)
Well we just learned never to trust Ziffa.
Do you get the feeling Sharona isn’t the first person Ziffa has done something like this to?
curious to see what happens to Ziffa once Sharona gets her
I suspect they’re not going to hug and make up.
No honor among thieves anymore.
What’s the world coming to? 😀
Murder sex cannibal Barbie on the left there is cute. I think it would be a hit at the toy store. ^.^
Also, to quote Serenity “curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal”.
“Murder sex cannibal Barbie now with lethal claw swiping action!”
I would buy one.
(It would probably be a collector’s item too, because the parents groups would have it banned from store shelves in a heartbeat!)