So Lex was planning to use the Nega cube which is powered by electrostatic energy to make cubic zirconia from thin air using hydrogen, oxygen, carbon and other elements. Then Lex would put the De beers and the shopping network out of business not just cornering the jewelry business but owing it so she could be Zirconia en Fuehrer replacing Baron Von Zirconia. Then David Hasseloff would be Kaiser or Fuehrer of the world wearing a pickelhaube meat helmet. Soon gargoyles are on all our public building which have slogans in German. We’ll wear speedos (when we aren’t dressed as Rhine maidens), eat natellia, listen to David Hasseloff and Richard Wagner. Bayreuth festivals and Octoberfest well be honor as superheroes and villains will become naked Valkyries wearing only magic stahlhelm meat helmets armed with only spears in there Gotterdammerung rahahahaha. As astounding man is turned to small lady like Brunnhilde Valkyrie singing to his own Gotterdammerung over his lost manhood mohahahaha. Then again it could just be a black hole or nothingness or tackyness the likes this world has never seen but Lex gets a full head of hair and marries David Hasseloff.
So Lex was planning to use the Nega cube which is powered by electrostatic energy to make cubic zirconia from thin air using hydrogen, oxygen, carbon and other elements. Then Lex would put the De beers and the shopping network out of business not just cornering the jewelry business but owing it so she could be Zirconia en Fuehrer replacing Baron Von Zirconia. Then David Hasseloff would be Kaiser or Fuehrer of the world wearing a pickelhaube meat helmet. Soon gargoyles are on all our public building which have slogans in German. We’ll wear speedos (when we aren’t dressed as Rhine maidens), eat natellia, listen to David Hasseloff and Richard Wagner. Bayreuth festivals and Octoberfest well be honor as superheroes and villains will become naked Valkyries wearing only magic stahlhelm meat helmets armed with only spears in there Gotterdammerung rahahahaha. As astounding man is turned to small lady like Brunnhilde Valkyrie singing to his own Gotterdammerung over his lost manhood mohahahaha. Then again it could just be a black hole or nothingness or tackyness the likes this world has never seen but Lex gets a full head of hair and marries David Hasseloff.
To be honest, they could probably use David Hasseloff about now!
I liked David Hasselhoff’s portrayal of Nick Fury.
Don’t tell anyone, but I did too! 😀