That Sharona is just so cruel to the Princess those thorns will ruin her cute little round rump. Maybe they should shave her bald or dye her hair bubble gum pink. They could put bugs in her bikini boots and hair mohahahaha. Too bad that my master Golan the war lord of Ckruool finds the pricess.s suffering amusing to which Dylan Beckler says resistance is futile dragging the battle ax. As for Sharona we’ll hide she is just too mean to stick bugs in her hair or boots though hearing her scream would be amusing.
The Princess should have been ball gaged then she’d say nothing and not get spanked maybe her minions will save her from the thorns of Sharona. Still they are worse punishments than being spanked by mean yet hot Sharona both have freakishly large breasts one wonders how the could stand let alone walk. But as Simon and his man servant Hecubus say they are evil evil.
Maybe. But it’s important to remember the one Nietzsche quote I like: stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back into you. ‘Sides, she made it clear how utterly she loathes the golden cage that is her home, and her royal duty to live as a bargaining chip / breeding machine. :-/ No need to go full dark when simply delivering her back home will be plunging her into her worst nightmare.
Of course, we have to bear in mind that the Princess is an unreliable narrator.
She is the daughter of an incredibly wealthy king and has lived a life of privilege and luxury, never having to work, having servants to cater to her every whim and generally receiving the best of everything(education included), and her biggest complaint is that she’s bored. Add to the fact that her idea of intellectual stimulation includes shedding blood to try to bring about a new dark age, and you can see why Tyla(who travels the land dancing and prostituting herself to make a living) and Sharona(who also doesn’t live a privileged life) aren’t very sympathetic to her.
Heck, -I’m- not that sympathetic to her! The girl clearly lacks ambition tempered by common sense.
Even if hers were a crusty patriarchal society, if she’s as clever as she claims, she could be seizing power through manipulation and bribery and get herself a queendom.
Plenty of excitement in such a quest… Instead, she hitched her wagon to an Old One. That is just lazy.
As a goodbye to Princess Crazy-Pants ( until and unless she ever returns):
Princess Phryvilus of Opulenza NE female human Aristocrat 1 / Wizard 7
Initiative: +1 Senses: Perception -2
AC: 15 (+1 Dex., +4 Mage armour) – Phryvilus habitually casts Extended Mage armour on herself every day, and adds Cat’s grace and Shield before entering combat if she has the chance. Without Mage armour, her AC is 11. HP: 51 Fort. +4; Ref. +3; Will +7
Speed: 30 ft. – If in danger, Phryvilus casts Haste to enhance her speed while granting minions an additional combat boost so they can cover her escape.
Melee: +4 Masterwork rapier; 1d6; 19-20 x2
Ranged: +5 Masterwork daggers; 1d4; x2
(Although Phryvilus theoretically has some skill in armed combat and possesses weaponry which befits her station as a princess, she is reluctant to do her own fighting, even if boosted by her best spells and backed up by minions. She prefers to take refuge behind her followers and shout orders. Her best option is combat is to start casting support-spells quickly, but she has a bad tendency to overestimate the quality of her lackeys, especially if she has altered their physique, and frequently gives in to bouts of angry ranting when she finds herself under attack.)
Special qualities:
Arcane bond (The Necromanticum serves Phryvilus as an amulet; without it, her spellcasting power is crippled)
Cantrips
Skilled
Spellcasting
Universalist school (Hand of the Apprentice)
Signature equipment:
Until recently, Phryvilus held the Necromanticum, which served her both as an amulet and a spellbook with nearly unlimited spells, whose contents she had really only begun to decode.
When she still had the Necromanticum, Phryvilus could cast all of the following spells, which reflect her tendency to achieve results by uncovering secrets and pushing others around while keeping herself safe. Having access to vast wealth as she does, she may compose or buy a new spellbook in the future.
Note that princess Crazy-Pants could potentially do some serious damage in combat with Hand of the Apprentice… if she could be bothered to carry melee weapons at all times and didn’t think fighting was for lackeys.
Also note that she completely failed to escape Sharona after being captured…. because she doesn’t have Silent spell and Still spell. Tying her hands and gagging her would leave her powerless even if she hadn’t been stripped of her amulet. 😉
Good point! The Princess is actually very educated and intelligent and could be a rather resourceful villain if her spoiled princess attitude didn’t get in the way.
That Sharona is just so cruel to the Princess those thorns will ruin her cute little round rump. Maybe they should shave her bald or dye her hair bubble gum pink. They could put bugs in her bikini boots and hair mohahahaha. Too bad that my master Golan the war lord of Ckruool finds the pricess.s suffering amusing to which Dylan Beckler says resistance is futile dragging the battle ax. As for Sharona we’ll hide she is just too mean to stick bugs in her hair or boots though hearing her scream would be amusing.
I have the feeling Sharona wouldn’t find bugs in her boots to be very amusing. 😉
I’ve got a feeling that this spanking is about to leave much more of an impression that it started leaving
Yep, Sharona is definitely making her point. 😀
The Princess should have been ball gaged then she’d say nothing and not get spanked maybe her minions will save her from the thorns of Sharona. Still they are worse punishments than being spanked by mean yet hot Sharona both have freakishly large breasts one wonders how the could stand let alone walk. But as Simon and his man servant Hecubus say they are evil evil.
To be honest, the Princess probably deserved a good spanking after all that she has done.
Given that the princess gleefully threw several women to their deaths, I do not feel sorry for her.
I agree. She probably deserves worse than that!
Maybe. But it’s important to remember the one Nietzsche quote I like: stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back into you. ‘Sides, she made it clear how utterly she loathes the golden cage that is her home, and her royal duty to live as a bargaining chip / breeding machine. :-/ No need to go full dark when simply delivering her back home will be plunging her into her worst nightmare.
Of course, we have to bear in mind that the Princess is an unreliable narrator.
She is the daughter of an incredibly wealthy king and has lived a life of privilege and luxury, never having to work, having servants to cater to her every whim and generally receiving the best of everything(education included), and her biggest complaint is that she’s bored. Add to the fact that her idea of intellectual stimulation includes shedding blood to try to bring about a new dark age, and you can see why Tyla(who travels the land dancing and prostituting herself to make a living) and Sharona(who also doesn’t live a privileged life) aren’t very sympathetic to her.
Heck, -I’m- not that sympathetic to her! The girl clearly lacks ambition tempered by common sense.
Even if hers were a crusty patriarchal society, if she’s as clever as she claims, she could be seizing power through manipulation and bribery and get herself a queendom.
Plenty of excitement in such a quest… Instead, she hitched her wagon to an Old One. That is just lazy.
Yep, if you’re life plan involves Great Old Ones, you’re probably not applying yourself.
Or you were already insane before they showed up…
That too!
As a goodbye to Princess Crazy-Pants ( until and unless she ever returns):
Princess Phryvilus of Opulenza
NE female human Aristocrat 1 / Wizard 7
Initiative: +1
Senses: Perception -2
AC: 15 (+1 Dex., +4 Mage armour) – Phryvilus habitually casts Extended Mage armour on herself every day, and adds Cat’s grace and Shield before entering combat if she has the chance. Without Mage armour, her AC is 11.
HP: 51
Fort. +4; Ref. +3; Will +7
Speed: 30 ft. – If in danger, Phryvilus casts Haste to enhance her speed while granting minions an additional combat boost so they can cover her escape.
Melee: +4 Masterwork rapier; 1d6; 19-20 x2
Ranged: +5 Masterwork daggers; 1d4; x2
(Although Phryvilus theoretically has some skill in armed combat and possesses weaponry which befits her station as a princess, she is reluctant to do her own fighting, even if boosted by her best spells and backed up by minions. She prefers to take refuge behind her followers and shout orders. Her best option is combat is to start casting support-spells quickly, but she has a bad tendency to overestimate the quality of her lackeys, especially if she has altered their physique, and frequently gives in to bouts of angry ranting when she finds herself under attack.)
Str. 10, Dex. 12, Con. 14, Int. 22, Wis. 7, Cha. 10
Base Atk. +3; CMB +3; CMD +14
Feats:
Augment summoning
Extend spell
Iron will
Persuasive
Scribe scroll
Skill focus: Craft (Alchemy)
Spell focus (Conjuration)
Skills:
Appraise +17
Bluff +4
Craft (Alchemy) +20
Diplomacy +6 (+8 vs. Aberrations)
Handle animal +4
Intimidate +6
Knowledge (arcana) +16
Knowledge (dungeoneering) +16
Knowledge (geography) +16
Knowledge (history) +17
Knowledge (local) +10
Knowledge (planes) +16
Knowledge (religion) +16
Linguistics +10
Perform (dance) +4
Ride +5
Sense motive +2
Spellcraft +16
Traits:
Bully
Unspeakable bond
Special qualities:
Arcane bond (The Necromanticum serves Phryvilus as an amulet; without it, her spellcasting power is crippled)
Cantrips
Skilled
Spellcasting
Universalist school (Hand of the Apprentice)
Languages: Abyssal, Celestial, Common, Draconic, Infernal, Protean, Undercommon
Signature equipment:
Until recently, Phryvilus held the Necromanticum, which served her both as an amulet and a spellbook with nearly unlimited spells, whose contents she had really only begun to decode.
Spells / day: 4/6/5/4/2
Typically prepared:
0 – Dancing lights, Detect magic, Mage hand, Read magic
1 – Cause fear, Charm person, Detect secret doors, Endure elements, Shield, Unseen servant
2 – Arcane lock, Bull’s strength, Extended Mage armour, Knock, Summon monster II
3 – Arcane sight, Extended False life, Haste, Summon monster III
4 – Arcane eye, Monstrous extremities
When she still had the Necromanticum, Phryvilus could cast all of the following spells, which reflect her tendency to achieve results by uncovering secrets and pushing others around while keeping herself safe. Having access to vast wealth as she does, she may compose or buy a new spellbook in the future.
0 – All
1 – Alarm, Cause fear, Charm person, Detect secret doors, Endure elements, Enlarge person, Mage armour, Shield, Summon monster I, Unseen servant
2 – Arcane lock, Bear’s endurance, Bull’s strength, Cat’s grace, False life, Knock, Locate object, Summon monster II
3 – Arcane sight, Haste, Heroism, Suggestion, Summon monster III
4 – Arcane eye, Monstrous extremities, Summon monster IV
Wow! Just wow.
I’m really impressed!
I’m glad you like it. 🙂
Note that princess Crazy-Pants could potentially do some serious damage in combat with Hand of the Apprentice… if she could be bothered to carry melee weapons at all times and didn’t think fighting was for lackeys.
Also note that she completely failed to escape Sharona after being captured…. because she doesn’t have Silent spell and Still spell. Tying her hands and gagging her would leave her powerless even if she hadn’t been stripped of her amulet. 😉
Good point! The Princess is actually very educated and intelligent and could be a rather resourceful villain if her spoiled princess attitude didn’t get in the way.
I hope the write-up accurately reflects this. ^_^
If she ever gets a chance for round two, maybe she can show this fact…. Provided she’s smart enough to learn from her mistakes. 😉
You never know…