Good for the King send the hack to his doom he’ll never get the princess with that puny steak knife and nobody cares about the hack’s Vienna sausage size penis. If he was smart he’d play his off music so loud the sisters of misrule would beg him not play and he’d get the princess. Instead he is their prisoner and now the sisters of miss rule can either strip him naked shave him bald lock him in a cage or castrate and diaper him as a eunuch to serve them. Maybe dress him as a sexy call girl and pimp him out so he can buy the princess by having sex with horny knights. Maybe dress him like the princess or give a sex change so they can keep the real princess while either collecting the gold or facing the king’s army. The hack should have gone to ye ole concert earn the money to hire Belinda if the king doesn’t hire her first to save the princess. Failing at that then my god lord Golan will save your princess in exchange for your kingdom your strawberry toaster strudels with your army so I can conquer the neighboring kingdoms and then the world mohahahaha. Must fill my travel spoon collection resistance is futile.
The princess doesn’t know anything about his penis size, actually. Their relationship hasn’t gotten that far yet.(If it had, the king would probably have his head on a pole!)
The culprit in this case is one of the Sisters of Misrule(we’ll be meeting her very soon) and she doesn’t know anything about his penis size either, she’s just being mean.
Kidnapping a princess and beating up the guy she’s supposed to marry and saying he has a small Johnson. Sounds like these sisters of misrule are into the ladies and now he is bringing another sexy woman to them. I predict two types of action in the future. Fun time action and serious time action.
Compliments to Gareth.
He knew what the Sisters do to people, he knew he was a sucky fighter… and he still went out there alone to rescue Daemilia. That’s pretty darn brave.
And even after he got a vicious beating, he didn’t give up!
Good for the King send the hack to his doom he’ll never get the princess with that puny steak knife and nobody cares about the hack’s Vienna sausage size penis. If he was smart he’d play his off music so loud the sisters of misrule would beg him not play and he’d get the princess. Instead he is their prisoner and now the sisters of miss rule can either strip him naked shave him bald lock him in a cage or castrate and diaper him as a eunuch to serve them. Maybe dress him as a sexy call girl and pimp him out so he can buy the princess by having sex with horny knights. Maybe dress him like the princess or give a sex change so they can keep the real princess while either collecting the gold or facing the king’s army. The hack should have gone to ye ole concert earn the money to hire Belinda if the king doesn’t hire her first to save the princess. Failing at that then my god lord Golan will save your princess in exchange for your kingdom your strawberry toaster strudels with your army so I can conquer the neighboring kingdoms and then the world mohahahaha. Must fill my travel spoon collection resistance is futile.
Sounds like he met his princess !
Not quite… 😀
She would be the only one who knew anything about his penis-size though.
The princess doesn’t know anything about his penis size, actually. Their relationship hasn’t gotten that far yet.(If it had, the king would probably have his head on a pole!)
The culprit in this case is one of the Sisters of Misrule(we’ll be meeting her very soon) and she doesn’t know anything about his penis size either, she’s just being mean.
Unless it’s his mother !
Then she might know.
Yeah. I’m kinda thinking it’s not his mother.
You never know.
She could’ve pulled down his pants as part of the humoliating beatdown.
She didn’t bother with that. She’s more interested in insulting him than being accurate.
Kidnapping a princess and beating up the guy she’s supposed to marry and saying he has a small Johnson. Sounds like these sisters of misrule are into the ladies and now he is bringing another sexy woman to them. I predict two types of action in the future. Fun time action and serious time action.
Hmm… we’ll have to see about that. 😀
I sense shenanigans on the king’s part…
It’s possible of course, but it would be pretty risky for him to put his only daughter in the hands of a murderous bunch like the Sisters of Misrule.
Depends. Are they freelance or for hire?
Seeing that they’re literal highway robbers you would think it unlikely that they would be willing to do work for the king, but you never know…
Bags of cash make for excellent persuaders… 😉
Anything’s possible!
Compliments to Gareth.
He knew what the Sisters do to people, he knew he was a sucky fighter… and he still went out there alone to rescue Daemilia. That’s pretty darn brave.
And even after he got a vicious beating, he didn’t give up!
Gareth actually has a lot of good qualities, bravery included. He just happens to live in an era where brawn tends to be favored over brains.
So Gareth used his brains and found an ally who has both. 😉