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The Savage Sword of Sharona
The misadventures of sexy swordswoman Sharona
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I was hoping the cobalt blue hulks tummy mouth would bite it’s tong but being zaps by a pulse gun works for me. But prof squid is right not to trust the sleazy scorpion with so much as a water pistol let alone a pulse gun. I’ll be surprised she doesn’t accidentally shot some one or obliterate prof squid and the naked women said Catherine. But some how you have no problem arming our guards with the latest tactical guns, terraforming mars. Then sending bald neon green superheroes and villains there wearing only spider web tatooes on their tits and cubic zirconian jewelry to serve little green men. I bet you’ll take prof squid’s pulse gun away from the latex scorpion and send her to mars as a nude cocktail waitress said Terry. Read my mind I included a Barsoom John Carter, Mars Attacks, Mars Chronical and War of the Worlds theme parks. Added mining concerns, food production, EV battery production and a tech hub love my princess of Mars outfit dress bikini and heels said Catherine. And I’m wearing pink speedos said Terry. Oh part of the John Carter pulp fiction theme for marking Mars unless you want to go naked for those little green men said Catherine. If awesome and the latex scorpion find out what you did to the Justice Buddies, the Mouse Trap, Donald Trump and me they are going to be sooooo mad said Terry. Oh pish posh they’ll be bald with spider web tatooes because mommy is too smart for big dumb superheroes isn’t he my dear little souls. Said Catherine to the babies.
Talk about some serious heartburn! 🙂
I Terry went to the shareholders meeting without Catherine because they don’t trust him with their wives. While the female shareholders can trust Catherine with their kept husbands even though he gave birth he is still not a woman. This is the first time since unlike Catherine Terry lacks a understanding of economics or politics. It’s those super heroes, villains and pop culture icons he understands. Speaking of which James Bond and Lana the spy had their guns and tech toys taken away. Then forced to jog 500 miles in front of a Toyota Helex in tuxedos while motorist and police took pictures. Both where left at a road side drag bald, naked, hand cuffed painted hot pink and ball gaged with dark chocolate pineapple hand grenades in James Bond and/or Lana Good Bye is Forever. In the shareholder meeting the little green men roasted Terry being a wimpy womanizing knob. While Catherine played with the babies and missed the gossip and soup operas. I tried a baby shower but since I was pregnant I had to go with Catherine. Oh you enjoyed Terry surrounded by women my dim witted gigolo and the babies were so cute but ours are cuter yeah babies. If I see a cobalt hulk I’ll feed it ghost peppers that should put the burn pun intended said Catherine.
Stranger things have happened! 🙂